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Speakers on for Music: Little Rascals |
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Happy Mothers Day |
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My
mother taught me
TO
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it
outside.. I just finished cleaning."
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My
mother taught me
RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the
carpet.." |
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3.
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My
mother taught me about
TIME
TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
you into the middle of next week!"
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4.
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My
mother taught me
LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
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5.
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My
mother taught me
MORE
LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your
neck, you're not going to the store with me."
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6.
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My
mother taught me
FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
you're in an accident." |
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My
mother taught me
IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
about." |
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8.
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My
mother taught me about the science of
OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper.."
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My
mother taught me about
CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your
neck!" |
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My
mother taught me about
STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is
gone." |
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11.
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My
mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went
through it." |
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My
mother taught me about
HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million
times. Don't exaggerate!" |
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13.
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My
mother taught me the
CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take
you out...." |
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14.
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My
mother taught me about
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"
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15.
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My
mother taught me about
ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children
in this world who don't have wonderful parents
like you do." |
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My
mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
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My
mother taught me about
RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
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18.
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My
mother taught me
MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
going to get stuck that way."
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My
mother taught me
ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know
when you are cold?" |
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20.
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My
mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't
come running to me." |
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21. |
My
mother taught me
HOW
(not) TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never
grow up..." |
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My
mother taught me
GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
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My
mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you
were born in a barn?" |
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24.
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My
mother taught me
WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
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And
my favorite: 25. My mother taught me about
JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn
out just like you !" |
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Thanks to Rosalyn Gilreath for forwarding
text. Author of text unknown.
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